Hyper-somnia
Well in some remote place lives a to-be-software-engineer named Ankit Biswas aka Anks. He is suffering from severe hyper-somnia. Even if his senses reach the pinnacle of unconsciousness, he remains awake doing some useless work on the internet till he drops dead. He has to listen various kinds of abuses from his parents and sometimes he recieves some good thrashing also. But, as all his senses are almost numb, he seldom feels any pain. It has been predicted as the most dangerous disease spreading amongst the youngsters, more specifically amongst engineers. Scientists are unable to find any preventive measure for this ailment. But it is said that a good slap at night and a bucket of cold water in the morning can cure it. Now let me tell you the major consequences of such a terrible ailment:
1.) If you have joined tuitions to learn some musical instrument like guitar, piano, drums, etc and you have morning classes, then dude you will be able to play '18 till I die' when you become 75 years old.
2.) If the time assigned for developing your final sem major-project is 8 AM then surely you'll get a BIG ZERO in the practicals and all your dreams of making it big in the software industry will be shattered.
3.) If you are kind of a romantic guy with a cute but demanding girlfriend and suddenly one day your girlfriend says to you, "let's meet at the Love-Bird park in the morning when the breeze is cool, birds are chirping and we are alone" then in 2 days you will have a nice break-up and you will be spending your nights at a country bar.
4.) If you are having your exams and you have to wake up early in the morning because you've got 2 units left to study, but you wake up just 20 mins prior to your examination then dude rest is history.
5.) If you have your lectures at 10 AM and you find yourself lying on the bed till 11.30 AM, then you'll surely get a good thrashing from your HOD.
These things may happen to a hyper-somniac like me, as yesterday I was called by my HOD because I was having a short-attendance. Just felt like I was an American spy standing in front of Hitler and soon will be shot down with several German made Mauzers. My condition was so bad that if he had shouted on me,
then even Huggies diapers could have become less resistant. But thank God I was saved with a scolding that, if again I miss any of the classes, I'd be suspended for 1 week.
Now the real catch behind the post is that, I am working really hard to stay awake, to be a hyper-somniac, so that I could easily get a 7 day leave. ;-)
Ankscyclopedia Web Definition:
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Hyper-somniac : An irresponsible person who sleeps the whole morning and wakes at the noon, hence screws his own future.
35 Comments:
I m not sure if my condition is tht of a hyper-somniac but yes I sleep a bit less but there is already a term insomnia for tht \
okay so i m normal
saale 2 sleep during lectures is normal for an engineer...so b a hyper-somniac!!
thnx for appreciating priya!! btw most engineers like 2 sleep during lectures n thts hyper-somnia. i guess u gave ur 10th board. surely u'll know whn u'll join engg or medical!!
hi ankit!! dhaasu post man.. arre engineers he nahi sabhi ka yahi haal hai.. hum jaison ko toh neend thook bhav mein de kar bhagwaan ne prasthaan karwaya tha!! abb aap he koi remedy bhi batao na!!
hey niharika...thnx for appreciating!! yaar agar bhagwaan k paas isski koi remedy nahi hai, toh mai to nacheez hu. bt still i mentioned tht there r 2 remedies...a nice slap and a bucket full of water.
HMM im not sure if i would call myself hyper somniac, the hyper part i dont understand much. but i find myself sleeping away entire days. i work midnights and when i get home from work i do my laundry and sleep.. till i have to wake up and work again. which is about 12 hours of solid sleep
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